Take the blame off your back, it’s a burden you don’t own.

Take the blame off your back, it’s a burden you don’t own.

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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She always hates me when I wake her up 😴🐶#wakeupsleepyhead #puppy

She always hates me when I wake her up 😴🐶#wakeupsleepyhead #puppy


legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

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I think it’s funny when I see some after workout pics when the girl has perfect hair and make up and a little sweat going. My hair is a mess, my makeup is smeared, I’m drowning in sweat, and my stomach is bloated from all the water loss. We can’t look perfect all the time and I think especially for woman we need to except that 😁💪💃 #fitness #nooneisperfect

I think it’s funny when I see some after workout pics when the girl has perfect hair and make up and a little sweat going. My hair is a mess, my makeup is smeared, I’m drowning in sweat, and my stomach is bloated from all the water loss. We can’t look perfect all the time and I think especially for woman we need to except that 😁💪💃 #fitness #nooneisperfect


tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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